Been playing for far too long to have any excuse for the shocking state of my playing...
Returned to guitar two years ago thanks to a Gretsch Electromatic ... been hard at work teaching myself how to play properly since then (with a lot of help from the esteemed Mr Mead and his wonderful Guitar Workout books...)

What I lack in timing, skill, talent and precision, I more than make up for in sheer simple-minded persistence and dogged refusal to give up, no matter how much everyone else in the house pleads.

All advice and assistance gratefully received.